Wrote this to “respond automatically”

Wrote this to “respond automatically” to stupid emails. Use at your discrection. But not to me ok, I’m sensitive.

========The automatic screening algorithim turned up the following error(s)========
Warning: the email sent to email address [address@hotmail.com] has been returned without receipt automatically by the mail server for the following reasons:===1.A..2234 Screening for smarmy keywords that show an attempt to enlighten said carbon life form are found to be nothing but an attempt to raise the height of mail senders horse while retaining the last word. 2.F..238000 VIOLatERb.3 general hypocrisy screening turned up multiple errors and was returned results=fatal. 3.G98767.3234 Further scan failure-too many results.
=======
DO NOT REPLY-THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN GENERATED AUTOMATICALLY BY THE SERVER
=======