If You Can Point And Click With A Mouse, You Can Make $100,000 A Year Or More As A Desktop Graphic Designer

Damm, now I must board myself up in my huge mansion surviving on nothing but perrier and paté until the hoards attack.

Seriously though, If you can wear a suit I can show you how to make 200k+ a year as President of the United States. Ask me how! And by ask I mean send me $49.95.